Thought I would put them here for all of you guys..
"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer
"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer
"Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver."
- Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman
"Football            players win football games."
        - Chuck Knox, football coach
   
      "Most lies about blondes are false."       
      - Cincinnati Times-Star, headline
   
        "If you give a person a fish, they'll fish            for a day. But if you train a person to fish, they'll fish for a lifetime."         
        - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President
   
      "It is wonderful to be here in the            great state of Chicago"
      - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
 
        "It's time for the human race to enter the            solar system!"
        - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President on the concept of a manned            mission to Mars
 
      "I love California, I practically            grew up in Phoenix."
      - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President
   
        "Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball            seemed to hang in the air for even longer."
        - David Acfield
"Chemistry            is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out            two plus two is 10, or something."
      - Dennis Rodman, NBA Basketball player, on Chicago Bull's team chemistry            being overrated
   
        "We're just physically not physical            enough."
        - Denny Crum, Louisville basketball coach
   
      "Weather forecast: precipitation in the morning,            rain in the afternoon."
      - Detroit Daily News
   
        "The doctors X-rayed my head and found            nothing."
        - Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a            ball in the 1934 World Series.
   
      "Can you get a ticket for running a stop            sign that is not
      there?"
      - Driver school applicant
   
      "The world is more like it is now            then it ever has before."
      - Dwight Eisenhower
   
      "A billion here, a billion there, sooner            or later it adds up to real money."
      - Everett Dirksen, Congressman
   
        "Boxing’s all about getting the job            done as quickly as possible, whether it takes 10 or 15 or 20 rounds."         
        - Frank Bruno, Boxer
   
      "The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's            only the people who make them unsafe."
      - Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia.
- Gib Lewis, speaker of the Texas House
      
      "Does the album have any songs you            like that aren't on it?
      - Harry News, music reviewer
   
        "Coming on to pitch is Mike Moore, who is            six-foot-one and 212 years old."
        - Herb Score, Sportscaster
   
      "I do not like this word "bomb."            It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding."
      - Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons
   
        "I don't want to ever, ever do something            in life that isn't fun. Ever."
        - Jennifer Love Hewitt, Actress, in the February Cosmopolitan.
   
      "We're going to move left and right            at the same time."
      - Jerry Brown, Governor of California
   
        "I have a God-given talent. I got it from            my dad."
        - Julian Wakefield, Missouri basketball player
   
      "Traditionally, most of Australia's            imports come from overseas."
      - Former Australian cabinet minister Keppel Enderbery
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time to post something new, dont you think?
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