Some funny thoughts

Was just on my friend Elliot's wall photos when I saw these really funny pictures. I thought maybe they belong here for you guys to have a good laugh at.. Some of them are so true and show's the sad reality of this post modern generation.

How things really work down here..

blame the spams?

remember this??

read and weep..

bottom-line: nobody cares a damn.. u shouldn't either... lol

the post modern man

the logo itself annoys me so much..

linux is the best.. ♥

Microsoft just acquired Skype... oh no, it's all coming true - Skynet is here!
Please, hurry John Connor and save us. Terminator doomsday is upon us

u sure can get away with this..

Political "stability" in Egypt vs others

perhaps the final sequel

my personal favorite

They walk among us!!

These are some of the most stupidest moments in history...

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, you take it...' For three days the fridge sat there without anyone looking twice. He eventually decided that people were too mistrustful of this deal. So he changed the sign to read: 'Fridge for sale $50.'
The next day someone stole it!

They walk amongst us!

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I stopped at Mc Donald's and ordered some fries.
The girl behind the counter said "would you like some fries with that?"

They walk amongst us!

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One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted....
'Look at that dead bird!'
Someone looked up at the sky and said...'where?'

They walk amongst us!

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While looking at a house, my brother asked the estate agent which direction was north because he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning.
She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?'
My brother explained that the sun rises in the east and has for sometime.
She shook her head and said, 'Oh, I don't keep up with all that stuff.......'

They walk amongst us!

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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard an admin girl talking about the
sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach.
She drove down in a convertible, but said she 'didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving'.

They walk amongst us!

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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car which is designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped.
She keeps it in the car trunk.

They walk amongst us!

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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, 'Ouch! The chain must rip out every time she turns her head!"
I had to explain that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned....

They walk amongst us!

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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area and went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss.
The woman there smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and said I was in good hands.
'Now,' she asked me, 'Has your plane arrived yet?'....
(I work with professionals like this.)

They walk amongst us!

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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and
the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time then said 'Just cut it into 4 pieces;
I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.

They walk amongst us!

National Geographic Photo of the Day

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This is a Cuban tree frog on a tree in my backyard in southern Florida. How and why he ate this light is a mystery. It should be noted that at the time I was taking this photo, I thought this frog was dead, having cooked himself from the inside. I'm happy to say I was wrong. After a few shots he adjusted his position. So after I was finished shooting him, I pulled the light out of his mouth and he was fine. Actually, I might be crazy but I don't think he was very happy when I took his light away.

99

Saturday was like any other day... BORING!!! Morning I had nothing to do, afternoon left for my church practice and I was back in the evening by 7pm and didn't know what to do. So I began browsing thru my movie collection that I had and stumbled upon this movie '99'. I have heard quite a lot about the movie but wasn't so keen on watching the movie... but it was a good decision to watch it. It is by far one of the most wittiest comedy movie ever. Very well directed and leaves your bones tickling every sec. The best part is, it isn't even a non-sense movie like many of the other comedy movies that have been released in the last few years. It's got a beautiful script and a perfectly timed comedy. Interestingly you will find every second worth of laughing.

99 is an original story inspired by real events. It is as much “what could have been” as it is “what really happened.” In other words, it is historical fiction – fiction being the keyword. It is a genre-bender – spanning a few genres – it is slick, fast-paced, realistic and importantly, very funny. It is the story of two different men in two different cities, who are bound by a common feeling of always being stuck at ‘99’. They never seem to make it to a ‘century’- figuratively speaking. It is a journey of two men who want to break away from the rut and ‘strike it big’. What follows is an unpredictable and hilarious ride through two cities with extremely likeable and very grounded characters, unbelievable circumstances, real twists of fate, small-time crooks, big-time conspiracies, fateful car crashes, a briefcase full of money, two cricket matches with hundreds of crores riding on them, ups of friendship, downs of love and a climax that will keep everybody on the edge of their seats.

This is a clip of the song 'Delhi Destiny' which I just happen to love a lot, so just thought about embedding here.

Amazing Pakistan!!!

This is really hilarious... My cuz mailed me this forward and I couldn't stop laughing. I thought this deserves to be on my blog. So ladies and Gentlemen... here it is...

Welcome To Pakistan...

Really Spooky!!!

This might sound like a plot straight from a bollywood flick.. but its true... My boss has an HTC P3400 which just went all weird the other day. I have no idea why, it looked like it was hacked or something... My boss found that very amusing. He called me into his cabin and placed the phone on his desk and asked me to pay close attention. Within secs I saw that the phone on its own got into the camera mode and began to click pictures and saving it on his storage card. moments later the phone called his wife and put the call on the speaker phone. Totally weird and spooky... My boss and I had a great laugh but I am really wondering if some bollywood director would read my blog post and would actually ever work on a movie script on this haunted mobile phone... Anyways I took a backup of the phone and its send to the company to be checked.

Huh! What??

This is something you all should check out... I was really Surprised and Shocked when I saw this... I was like.. what the HELL??? But I guess I am just famous... :P

Linux Guys Are So Hilarious

I was just practicing how to set the sudo command on Red Hat Linux and found out how cool and funny the Linux coders are... unlike the Microsoft guys who are very sophisticated and pretend to be more mechanic than human...

Alrite so for those of you who do not know what a sudo command is, a sudo command gives a normal user the privileges of a root (Administrator) to certain files or folders. Obviously after the root assigns the privileges to the normal user. So as I was trying out this example of logging in as a normal user and trying to access a folder using the sudo command, this is what message is displayed as an introduction before I access the private folder... and I couldn't resist but laugh about it and just admire the sense of humor what the Linux guys share.

We trust you have recieved the usual lecture from the local System Administrator. It usually boils down to these three things:

#1) Respect the privacy of others.
#2) Think before you type.
#3) With great power comes great responsibility.

Crazy Mallus...

My friend forwarded this to me and I found it worth putting it here for you guys to read it...

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The Angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said 'I have to talk to you. We have some Malayalees up here in Heaven & they are causing problems.

They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, they are wearing lungis and saris instead of their white robes, they are riding Toyota Corolla's, Nissan Sunny & privileged ones driving Prado & Mercedes instead of the chariots, and they're selling their halos to people for discount prices.

They refuse to keep the stairway to Heaven clear, since they keep crouching down midway eating samosas and drinking chai. Some of them are even walking around with just one wing & brewing illicit liquor!'

The Lord said, 'Malayalees are Malay alees. Heaven is home to all my children. If you want to know about real problems, give Satan a call.'

Satan answered the phone, 'Hello? Damn, hold on a minute.' Satan returned to the phone, 'OK, I'm back. What can I do for you?'

Gabriel replied, 'I just wanted to know what kind of problems you're having down there.' Satan says, 'Hold on again. I need to check on something.'

After about 5 minutes, Satan returns to the phone and said, 'I'm back. Now what was the question?' Gabriel said, 'What kind of problems are you having down there?' Satan says, 'Man I don't believe this! Hold on.'

This time Satan was gone at least 15 minutes. He returned and said, 'I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now. These Malayalees down here have put out the fire in hell and are trying to install air conditioning!

For Indians Living Abroad

Pic Courtesy: Alison Lam

I was just browsing thru these pictures of my friend on Facebook when I came across this very interesting one. They shot this picture in one of the Indonesian Mall's restroom. Guess they put this up for Indians who do not know to quite use the commode... he he.. :)

Just Another Crazy Day...

Yesterday I had my friend Benjie Rajan come over to our office. He is a BMM student, an amazing visualizer and Digital Composer... He is working on a project for our organization and had come to our workplace in the afternoon and was here till late evening. After when we were done we found that Benjie's bike was missing. We didn't find it anywhere and found out that it was towed...
How did we come to know it was towed? well its simple, we found 'NPC' chalked out on the street where his bike was parked. But we didn't what NPC stood for, so we were trying to guess what it stands when I remembered how my bike was towed and was taken away to 'National Park Chowki'. So I told Benji that I think the bike could be towed to 'National Park Chowki' so we could try there.

Just then our building security gaurd comes to helps us out and asked us about the details of the bike. We thought probably he knew quite a lot, but it was so funny when he began to expand the abbreviation for 'NPC'. He was like... "I think 'N' stands for 'North'... now what would 'P' stand for..?? "

Benji, though was little upset bout getting his bike towed never missed an opportunity to enjoy the lighter side of life... he immediately exclaimed... "ummh... North Pole California???"

I have no idea what made Benji say that... but it was damn funny... and the security gaurd just nodded his head in agreement... We had this crazy laugh thinking about it all the time until we reached the chowki.

Once we reached there we found the bike and paid the fine. The RTO Officer was very nice to us and even offered to staple Benji's torn Driver License. We were glad to find such a helpful officer... but it wasnt for long until Benji asked him for the reciept for the fine he just paid and the officer shooed as away. Ben didnt want to get into an argument, so he began to start his bike but the bike just wouldnt start... after kicking for almost 5 mins the bike starts... and we figure out that the RTO guys not only ripped us of 200 bucks but also drained our petrol...

We were annoyed but just couldnt control our laughter every time we think about this incident. It was one crazy evening for us...

Smileyman to the rescue...

Design :: Jesse Alex

My friend Carmeline was in a crazy mood today. She had no idea why she was neither did I. But this is a song that she wrote about me, after she found out how I have been really happy and smiling this whole week without any particular reason...

Smileyman, Smileyman,

Does whatever a smiley can

Spins a web, any size,

Catches girls just like flies

Look Out!

Here comes the Smileyman

The Matrix Runs On Windows

Guys... this is the most hilarious thing I have ever seen in a long time... You guys should watch this... HA HA HA HA HA HA

The Guy Who Checked Out Rob...

Yesterday was a crazy day... we had gone to stitch a tuxedo for my cuz Rob. So we are here at a place in Bandra with another friend Carmeline who believes she knows Bandra 'in and out' but didn't know which platform leads where...

We looked thru certain materials after browsing thru a magazine. I was indeed surprised that we could zero onto the fabric in just 20mins. I thought having a woman with us would mean we would be lallygagging around the shop for at least an hour and a half... but now I believe if it was just the guys we would have done it in quicker... say 10 minutes?

So this guy calls in his tailor by the name 'Master' who comes to measure Rob. I haven't heard a name Master in a long time only but in Chinese Martial Arts Movies... so I was little dissapointed to see our 'Master'. He was a short guy.. say 5'5 tall with a paunch that reminded me of our adorable Panda (read Kunfu Panda). But then who am I to judge... If the Panda can be the master so can be our 'Master'.

Our 'Master' took out his measuring tape and began to measure him (obviously duh.. what else can u do with the measuring tape other than use it to measure) and began to dictate the measures to the owner of the store who was taking it down on a peice of paper. It was all normal until 'Master' measured his chest... and it was 40 inches. The owner on listening to that was just floored... he said he could'nt believe that Rob had that huge chest... he didn't stop there... he went to admire Rob with how great is that... and how he never had an opportunity to stitich a tux for chest that wide before. It got worse when he realized that Rob's waist was just 34 Inches. And he began admiring more... he went on saying... "WOW... 6 Inches difference between the Chest and the waist... never seen that before..." Poor Rob was getting really uncomfortable... but I am really glad the guy wasnt gay... or Ann wouldnt have left him alive...

It was one hillarious moment we don't wanna forget and one moment Rob never want to experience again... Anyway since you guys have read so much about Rob here... I thought I should put his picture so you guys know what we are talking about...

Ladies and Gentlemen (I meant only the 'gentle' men) Please welcome my cuz... ROB....

P.S. The guy also said... Rob has got a good 'FIGURE'

              (Ann are you reading this)

Support Raj Thackeray!!!!!!!

This is something really hilarious but at the same time something serious to ponder upon, my friend emailed me.

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We all should support Raj Thackeray and take his initiative ahead by doing more...

1. We should teach our kids that if he is second in class, don't study harder.. just beat up the student coming first and throw him out of the school

2. Parliament should have only Delhiites as it is located in Delhi

3. Prime-minister, president and all other leaders should only be from Delhi

4. No Hindi movie should be made in Bombay. Only Marathi.

5. At every state border, buses, trains, flights should be stopped and staff changed to local men

6. All Maharashtrians working abroad or in other states should be sent back as they are SNATCHING employment from Locals

7. Lord Shiv, Ganesha and Parvati should not be worshiped in our state as they belong to north (Himalayas)

8. Visits to Taj Mahal should be restricted to people from UP only

9. Relief for farmers in Maharashtra should not come from centre because that is the money collected as Tax from whole of India, so why should it be given to someone in Maharashtra?

10. Let's support Kashmiri Militants because they are right in killing and injuring innocent people for the benefit of their state and community..

11. Let's throw all MNCs out of Maharashtra, why should they earn from us? We will open our own Maharashtra Microsoft, MH Pepsi and MH Marutis of the world

12. Let's stop using cellphones, emails, TV, foreign Movies and dramas. James Bond should speak Marathi

13. We should be ready to die hungry or buy food at 10 times higher price but should not accept imports from other states

14. We should not allow any industry to be setup in Maharashtra because all machinery comes from outside

15. We should STOP using local trains... Trains are not manufactured by Marathi manoos and Railway Minister is a Bihari

16. Ensure that all our children are born, grow, live and die without ever stepping out of Maharashtra, then they will become true Marathi's

JAI MAHARASHTRA!

My 'Safe Arrival' Letter To Virginia

Today was not a usual day as obviously its a Friday. I dont really feeling working on this day... besides I am listening to 'Shut Up by Simple Plan' right now. So you know I am totally in a punk mood... and not even close to something called as 'working'.

So we just done with our lunch in the pantry room situated on the 3rd Floor... Violet moved out first, followed by me. Virginia was still up there talking to VInod. I just casually bid her my goodbye. To which she thought about playing cool and asked me to write her a mail when I safely down to the 2nd store to my desk. She also asked me to draw her flowers in the mail I was to write to her.

I did just that... and definitely being the most emotional in our lot... she loved every bit of it and has preserved it... :)

This is what I wrote to her...

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(And that's us)

Tale of a Smart Sardar...

A Sardarji and his wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road.

When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350.. The Sardarji explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk although it's a nice hotel, the rooms certainly aren't worth $350. When the clerk tells him $350 is the standard rate, the man insists on speaking to the Manager. The Manager appears, listens to the Sardarji, and then explains that the hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available for the husband and wife to use...

But we didn't use them', the Sardarji complains.

Well, they are here, and you could have,' explains the Manager. He goes on to explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. 'The best entertainers from New York , Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here,' the Manager says.

But we didn't go to any of those shows,' sardarji complains again.

'Well, we have them, and you could have', the Manager replies. No matter what facility the Manager mentions, the sardarji replies 'But we didn't use it'. The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the Sardarji finally gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a check and gives it to the Manager.

The Manager is surprised when the looks at the check.
'But sir,' he says, 'this check is only made out for $100.' 'That's right,' says the sardarji,

'I charged you $250 for sleeping with my wife.'

'But I didn't!' exclaims the Manager.

'Well,' the Sardarji replies, 'she was here, and you could have.'
Note: Though this is just a joke I received in my mail. I personally believe the Sardars are amazing people, with a big open heart and the most warmest people ever and we should show our respect to them :)

Ignorant Americans!!!

Cover Design: Jesse Alex

It has been long known fact that the Americans are so ignorant about the outside world. About how they are self-content with what they have and are proud about their country. I have no hard feelings against them. But it really annoys me when people pretend like they know everything when they do actually know nothing. So here is an incident I would like to present to you guys so all of you would know how ignorant the Americans are of the world around us.

The other day I was chatting with one of my chat friend. When she asked me if there is 'ALLTELL' connection in India. I told her we do have Airtel but not ALLTELL. To my surprise she showed surprise to know that ALLTELL was not in India. I asked her why was that. She told me its quite big in the America. I was like.. "Ok.. fine..." Next she asked me what service do I use? I politely answered her I use 'Vodafone' she was like... "Vodafone.. whats that... never heard bout it..?" I couldn't take it either... Vodafone is a major European brand with their presence over 40 countries worldwide.

Well its cool if she was ignorant about it... she kept bragging about it like... "I am an American why would I know an European brand..." and this freaked me out... I thought I need to do a research and show her how ignorant she is... so here I go on to wikipedia and find info on ALLTELL and write to her this.

" Alltell is the fifth largest wireless telecommunications company in the United States, after AT&T Mobility, Verizon Wireless, Sprint Nextel, and T-Mobile with a revenue of US$ 8.8 Million." And she was like... Yeah... now thats what I am talking about...

Then I posted to her about Vodafone,

Vodafone is a mobile network operator headquartered in Berkshire, England, UK. It is the largest mobile telecommunications network company in the world by turnover and has a market value of about £75 billion (June 2008). Vodafone currently has equity interests in 25 countries and Partner Networks (networks in which it has no equity stake) in a further 42 countries. She couldnt take this anymore.. and she wrote me that she hates me... he he he....

Pretty immature behavior.... but I realized.. how true the world is about Americans...